I suppose I should write something about the lying, dishonest Mormons at Boise State University who wrecked my career. I put almost six years into BSU (1991-1997), it was the most success I’d ever had. And in the end, they stabbed me in the back to protect one of their own. We lost at least $60K and they worked quickly to shield their asses from liability, get their stories consistent, etc. Years later I learned that even the private investigator we hired was a fucking Mormon and he also lied to cover their asses.
What they don’t know is that I spent some of my stock option money on them in 2001. I spent $2K to gather every fact on Bill Carlson and eventually I uncovered the truth.
I got his military records by impersonating him. He had thirteen duty stations in twelve years and that’s a guy who is a problem, who is being tossed to someone else as quickly as possible. A hot potato.
Early on I told Steve Stutz that I was suspicious of Carlson because he never drove. I got his driving history and yes, he was avoiding an Idaho driver’s license, most likely because he was being pursued. He applied for a license immediately after I’d spoken to Stutz, so I knew then that Stutz (another fucking Mormon) betrayed me.
I got his security guard license from the State of CA. I traced his actions and USAF discharge back to the San Diego Miramar marine base and he was most likely stationed in the Naval brig when a fire and riots broke out in 1996. I believe he was involved in some capacity and the military discharged him to cover their liability. He lived in Utah for a few weeks and then showed up in Boise three months before BSU asked me to come back (to fix his sabotage, as it turned out).
His father isn’t listed on his birth certificate, apparently it’s a brother or relative of his father. (Yes, I also got his birth certificate, credit history, residence history, relatives and their residence histories which is a whole ‘nother sordid story of incest). But his mother was the key. Thank God for Mormon ancestry sites. His mother was a fifth generation, direct descendant of….
can you guess it yet?
Joseph Smith, the founder and prophet of the Mormon Church.
And THAT is when it all made sense. They fucked me to cover up the sabotage and illegal actions of an illegitimate descendant of The Prophet. Mormons have a saying, “Do The Right Thing”. But what nobody tells outsiders is the rest of the phrase…
“Do The Right Thing… For Other Mormons”
because the rest of us are undeserving heathens. Of course, they did their conspiracy thing and I can’t be sure who was exactly responsible for what decisions, which is the point of the conspiracy. The Dean and Assistant Dean resigned a couple months after I quit, Stutz had moved on but I strongly suspect there were two others involved. I hope there is God and He judges them for their actions but I doubt I’ll ever get justice.